Abandoned Payphones

We were at Mr. Perry’s last night at about 11pm.  Great food, by the way.  I asked the hostess as we were leaving if there was a payphone, and she said the closest one was at the gas station across the street.  I then asked if there was a place in the resturant where a payphone used to be, and she said no.  A woman was sitting nearby, and heard our conversation.  She told me she had a payphone in her purse that she could use if I was having an emergency.

“I have a payphone in my purse if it’s an emergency.”